Adult sms text messages

The difference

Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.

Girl’s beauty – boy’s duty

Lipstick is
Girl’s beauty.
Spoiling them is
Boy’s duty

Swimming Is Prohibited

Officer: madam swimming is
prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why didn’t you tell me
when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.

Law Of Reverse Dynamics

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
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When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…

Problem And Challenge

TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????
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STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…

Hold It Gently

Hold it gently
Put two fingers
if they don’t fit
Force them in
if the Hole is big enough
put three
move up & down
slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U fill it?
That’s How You Wash A Glass…

Clean up your dirty mind…

Never kiss a lady Police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a school teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!

He Took Me From A Bar

He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry,
I’m a bottle of wine!

Project

Mom: How were you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter: I don’t know, it was a group project

Who is wrong?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

What is the similarity

What is the similarity between
BRA & BAR???????
simple….
the answer is ……
Those are the places
men go crazy
when they are OPENED!!!!!

To make it straight

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
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True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

Bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

Perfect Couple

75 years old man got married
with a girl of 15.
At first night they both cried….
because,
girl don’t know anything
& the man have forgotten everything

Girls are like phones

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too.
But if you press the wrong button,
You will be disconnected!